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Post by kotone !? (GROUNDED) on Jun 30, 2010 19:16:20 GMT -6
I'll start. 
- Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one dared question his motives.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris doesn't dare wear a watch. HE knows what time it is.
Add as many jokes as you could possibly want.
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Post by PiratedLlama on Jun 30, 2010 19:30:52 GMT -6
1. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
2. On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000
3. People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
6. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Post by kotone !? (GROUNDED) on Jun 30, 2010 19:47:17 GMT -6
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Lol. =P
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Post by ♥Mutt! on Jun 30, 2010 19:54:47 GMT -6
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Post by kotone !? (GROUNDED) on Jun 30, 2010 19:57:47 GMT -6
Oh yes.. he can indeed. =P
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Your avatar amuuuuses me.
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Post by Valium on Jun 30, 2010 22:04:30 GMT -6
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets Chuck Norris.
lawl <3
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Post by Puddles on Jul 1, 2010 1:24:38 GMT -6
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
=D
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Post by PiratedLlama on Jul 1, 2010 17:31:30 GMT -6
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Chuck Norris can taste lies.
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Post by kotone !? (GROUNDED) on Jul 13, 2010 16:01:01 GMT -6
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
- Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
- If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Post by S.tatic Starr on May 21, 2011 10:27:36 GMT -6
~Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
~Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
~Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it (xD)
~The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
~Everybody tries to be perfect.....Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris
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